We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.

I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that?

I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.