The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.
Charlie SheenHere's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane.
Charlie SheenThere was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within, like, 45 minutes. I declared myself King of Vegas and decided to remodel my hotel room with my bare hands to resemble King Louis XIV's bedroom at Versailles. Knocked down two entire walls, and later had four knuckle surgeries. Still wasn't as high as Rob Ford.
Charlie Sheen