Iām not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.
Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.
Iām not 'aw shucks'. Because I'm gnarly.
I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.
I exposed people to magic. I exposed them to something they're never otherwise going to see in their boring, normal lives. And I gave that to them. I may forget about them tomorrow, but they'll live with that memory for the rest of their lives. And that's a gift, man.
It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.