I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.

You never have to look over your shoulder when you tell the truth. You never have to remember the details, because they are what they are. And you don't have to make sure your story matches everyone else's.

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.