I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

Slash sat me down at his house and said, You've got to clean up your act. You know you've gone too far when Slash is saying, Look, you've got to get into rehab.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Early on, I used to think it was really cool and macho to jump out of the car and tackle the bad guy. But then when you see the stunts in the movie, you realize it could've been a lady in a poncho.

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.