I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.