They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.

You can have rules at home that are different from the rest of the world's as long as you're not hurting anyone.

I got tiger blood man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

You have this great big fantasy life, and it looks like a non-stop 24/7 party. But what do you do when you get to the end of the Internet and there's nothing left to buy? There's just a picture of Wayne Newton flipping you off.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.