I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.

I have a 10,000-year-old brain and the boogers of a 7-year-old. That's how I describe myself.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.

You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

I got tiger blood man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.