The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

I'm an F-18, bro, and I will destroy you in the air and deploy my ordnance to the ground.

A lot of people think Major League’s called Wild Thing. As they should.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.