I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

I'm tired of pretending I'm not special.

Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.

Steroids build your muscles, but they don't build your tendons or ligaments.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

There's a lot of stuff I want to do, just things that I want to explore that don't involve show business. I'm going to become a television critic. Can you imagine? But I would even consider becoming a baseball scout. Traveling around the heartland looking for the next world-beating phenom.