Let's talk about something exciting. Me.

I don't believe in rock bottom. Rock bottom is like a fishing term.

I've always been a little skittish about death. On certain days I'm okay with it. On other days it's like, "Really? I have to? No, man, not me."

It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Resentments are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my saber.

Sometimes the right choice seems great at the moment, but then suddenly it's as if somebody detonated a suicide bomb.

I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.