Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

People can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain.

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

I have one speed, I have one gear: Go!

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.