Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

Get your egos off the battlefield.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger.

I saw 28 Days. I don't remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It's a big landfill.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.