I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit
Let's hook up and just bring fiery death.
Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.
They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.
I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.