I kind of like that romantic image of being in a rocker with my family gathered around, all these generations in one room, listening intently to my stories.
Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.
I refuse to grow up. I won't become the adult guy.
I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.
I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.
Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your freakin arms.