You can put people's feet to the fire a bit just by reminding them that we're constantly creating our own history.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

I'm kind of old-fashioned in a lot of ways. I prefer mano a mano. Even if you have two girls in the house, it's not like we're together all the time. But I need variety.

From my big beautiful warlock brain, welcome to 'Sheen's Korner' ... You're either in my corner, or you're with the trolls.

The problem with prostitutes is, what if you actually like somebody you meet in that situation? Where do you go from there? What do you do?

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.