Just tell the truth and you're home free. If there are amends to be made, you make them. You own it and move on.
I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.
I'm not in any way religious. I don't go to church, but I consider myself spiritual.
They sell pot named after me in the dispensaries. And I'm not even a pot guy. I was so honored.
Look what I’m dealing with, man, I’m dealing with fools and trolls.
I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...