I'm on a quest to claim absolute victory on every front.

It ain't a party til something gets broken.

If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

It's perfect. It's awesome. Every day is just filled with just wins. All we do is put wins in the record books. We win so radically in our underwear before our first cup of coffee, it's scary. People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

You can't not be a little different from others and be successful for three decades.

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies.