I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

I never insert myself into situations where I am completely blind or don't have a single clue about what's being discussed. I don't to be an impostor and just helping for the sake of helping. If I am going to help somebody, I want it to be valuable. And if they don't follow my advice, then they are a frigging idiot. I'm joking.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.