I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.

Charlie Sheen has the potential to cause your soul to weep and forfeit

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

We're Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?