Paris Hilton is going on a goodwill mission to Rwanda. It’s the first time an entire Third World country will have to get immunizations for a visitor.

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.

A Muslim allowed a topless Jew to sit on his camel. And we say we can't live side by side? I say we try and we can and we will. And you don't even have to be topless. L'chaim.

I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.

Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.

Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.

The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.