No one has ever said to me 'go home and make a baby.' I have been told several times to go to Planned Parenthood and make the baby go away. Happy Hannukah.
Chelsea HandlerIt's a pleasure to play my sister because everything I've accused her of my whole life, I can now re-enact before her eyes.
Chelsea HandlerA lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.
Chelsea Handler