Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.

ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

I think they should make Twilight closets and all the cast members can walk out of them.

If you have to work at McDonald's, good for you. But on a side note, good luck with the rest of your life.

I couldn't go any higher with three Michelin stars. I mastered my craft. I'm still learning and picking up ideas.

I wasn’t like 'Oh, I'm going to marry 50 Cent...' I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He's very sweet and antithetical to what you'd think of him.

I don't like people who have babies and act like they did something that the rest of us can't figure out. Anybody can have one, OK? I could have had three if I had gone through with any of my pregnancies.