How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.
Chelsea HandlerWhoever calls and asks me to do stuff and obviously, with having your own TV show, people want you to get involved. They know you're a stand-up comedian so they're always looking for somebody funny to host an event.
Chelsea HandlerThe whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.
Chelsea Handler