Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.

Rumer Willis was having a great time at the opening of a club when her twin walked in, also known as her dad, Bruce Willis. How embarrassing for her, she's out with her friends and they're like, 'Umm, Rumer, I think your dad put something in my drink.'

I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.

I find it very annoying when people want to sit next to each other at a booth.

Who's the president on the $100 bill? I don't know. I don't need to know because I don't use cash. I only use travelers checks.

For months there have been rumors that J.Lo is finally pregnant with Marc Anthony's baby. She was afraid it might never happen. I'm afraid it's going to look like Marc Anthony.

There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.