Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.

How do you think jail was?! I got face raped by a woman... and I think I may have liked it.

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

Whoever calls and asks me to do stuff and obviously, with having your own TV show, people want you to get involved. They know you're a stand-up comedian so they're always looking for somebody funny to host an event.

The whole thing about my books and my life is that I create drama's always around me.

It's hard to tell these days what gender people are. You don't know if they're gay, if they're straight, or Bruce Jenner.

I have a question. Do you guys think it's OK to drink while you're pregnant if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption?