I don't mean to be a racist but if you're going to get raped by a Japanese guy, it's not going to hurt at all.

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.

I have more respect for somebody who's like, 'Yeah I like to party, so screw off,' then for Tara , who talks about not partying and ends up passed out underneath a Subway, not a subway station, but the actual sandwich shop - two days later.

Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'

Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not interested in seeing them again either.

I probably do the most for the gay and lesbian community, or LGBT, but I don't have one that I focus on. I just try and kind of do a lot for different charities.