If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.
Chelsea PerettiOn tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.
Chelsea PerettiI would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.
Chelsea PerettiI feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world - you know, a kid sister of the โreal comediansโ. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it's a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it's a good attitude.
Chelsea Peretti