I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.

Why are old maps always burnt?

Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.

My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful.

Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?