Chelsea Peretti Quotes

My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful.

Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?

Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.

Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen.

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world - you know, a kid sister of the “real comedians”. I like the idea of positioning myself as legendary rather than trying to fit in. Now do I see myself like that every day? No, but I think it's a funny attitude and maybe on some weird, spiritual level, maybe it's a good attitude.

Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

Why are old maps always burnt?

If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.