If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.

On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.

I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.

My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful.

I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.

Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?

Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen.