Why are old maps always burnt?

Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?

Its really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, I usually dont like female comedians, but your material is great! It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?

I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.

Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen.

My parents divorced when I was one year old so I don't really remember any of the details, but luckily my mom does so she's been really helpful.

Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.