I haven't a clue why I've lasted so long. There's no reason. There are many people more talented than me. I think it's luck.

I'm the female equivalent of a counterfeit $20 bill. Half of what you see is a pretty good reproduction, the rest is a fraud.

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.

I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

If you're waiting for someone to believe in you, you'll be waiting forever. You must believe in yourself.

Hate crimes are the scariest thing in the world because these people really believe what they're doing is right.