If I want to put my tits on my back, it's nobody's business but my own.

My relationships usually last a few years. When I'm involved with a man, other men are fascinated with me, but the minute I'm single again, half of those men disappear because they don't have the balls to really want me.

Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.

If you're waiting for someone to believe in you, you'll be waiting forever. You must believe in yourself.

I've had so many rebirths, I should come with my own midwife by now.

I'm the female equivalent of a counterfeit $20 bill. Half of what you see is a pretty good reproduction, the rest is a fraud.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.