Performers love to perform - that's the thing that we do. I think one of the best things was being able to imagine anything that I wanted, anything that I came up with we could do, because this theater is unbelievable.

Men are a luxury, not a necessity.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.

I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad cheap transistor radio that some aunt gave you for Christmas.

Elvis was the first person in music that I really identified with.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy, and I promise that I will never do it again.