Men are a luxury, not a necessity.
Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.
I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad cheap transistor radio that some aunt gave you for Christmas.
Elvis was the first person in music that I really identified with.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
You've probably noticed already that I'm dressed like a grown-up... I apologize to the Academy, and I promise that I will never do it again.