Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

If I want to put my tits on my back, it's nobody's business but my own.

I love ghosts, I prefer ghosts to some people.

I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a job. People said I was a huge joke. I've been a joke so many times. I've been on my way out since I started, but I'm strong-willed. My mother is so much tougher than I am and my grandmother is so much tougher than my mother.

There's not someone who tells you how adorable you are and rubs your head and goes into a crowded press conference and stands at the back and winks at you so that you think, 'I can get through this.'

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

You know, honey, husbands come and go but I'm still Cher at the end of the day.