I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.

I'm going to have wrinkles really soon

You know, honey, husbands come and go but I'm still Cher at the end of the day.

Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.

Credibility is to be good. You must be good. That's all I ever wanted - to be good at what I did.

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

Meryl Streep is an acting machine in the same sense that a shark is a killing machine.