I won't be able to do what I'm doing forever. There aren't that many scripts floating around for fifty-year-old chicks.

If you are going to wait for someone to encourage you to do something, you just better give up.

OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

The only grounds for divorce in California are marriage.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.