I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.
Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.
Anyone who's a great kisser I'm always interested in.
Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's so over me, and I'm just so past my sell date.
There are lots of things that I'd like to be, and nice just doesn't seem good enough.
Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.