Living your life the way you want to live it is the most important thing so if you have to pay small prices along the way, it's not important.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all, but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair-ew!-and cover it up with a backwards cap and like, we're expected to swoon? I don't think so.

I am the girl who everyone said was never going anywhere. I guess I shocked a few people.

Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite.

Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.