Living your life the way you want to live it is the most important thing so if you have to pay small prices along the way, it's not important.

I'm just the worst little Buddhist in town.

Sometimes I don't tell the truth, which is telling the truth about not telling the truth. I think people don't tell the truth when they're afraid that something bad's going to happen if they tell the truth. I say things all the time that I could really get into trouble for, but they kind of blow over.

I'm like a bumper car. When I did an infomercial I was fodder for every TV comedy show. I couldn't get a job. People said I was a huge joke. I've been a joke so many times. I've been on my way out since I started, but I'm strong-willed. My mother is so much tougher than I am and my grandmother is so much tougher than my mother.

Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body.

Some guy said to me: Don't you think you're too old to sing rock n' roll? I said: You'd better check with Mick Jagger.

Donald Trump can't come up with a hairstyle that looks human, how can he come up with a plan to defeat ISIS.