If you're waiting for someone to believe in you, you'll be waiting forever. You must believe in yourself.
Unless you're willing to look a little foolish, forget the possibility of becoming great.
I wear my clothes, my clothes don't wear me.
OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!
Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.
I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.