Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

My mother once said "If you don't pay attention to age, then it won't pay attention to you." And she says it, and it sounds nice, but I don't buy it.

I've had so many rebirths, I should come with my own midwife by now.

I'm from a Gypsy background!

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

If a man's a good kisser, he's a great f-.

Searching for a boy in high school is as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie.