I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.
You know, honey, husbands come and go but I'm still Cher at the end of the day.
I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.
Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.