I would have gone home to my mother, but I'm not that crazy about my mother.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.

One thing about prejudices -- once you break one of them, you're screwed, because then they all have got to go.

Where's my white collarless shirt from Fred Segal? It's my most capable-looking outfit!

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen.

Gay guys like a certain kind of woman. They like a flamboyant woman that's broken. They like a balls-to-the-wall woman, motherly but not; sexual but not. Gay guys are like this: they either love you or they don't even know you're on the planet. Once you have them, you have them.

I wouldn't mind living with someone forever. I don't really want to get married. I don't see any reason for it. And yet I'm so romantic that every time I think I meet someone I want to live with them forever and ever.