It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it

OMG! Is this true? [Marcus Bachmann] has a Christian clinic where he de-programs gay boys & girls! I'm gonna strangle him with my Boa!

Women, unlike most men, are able to accept mystery, accept whatever comes to them - even if it's not logical.

I'm going to die wearing the same things that I love wearing. I'm going to wear my jeans. I'm going to wear wifebeaters. I'm going to wear my leather jacket. I don't care. As long as I can look good in it, and feel comfortable in it, then I'm going to do it.

Elvis was the first person in music that I really identified with.

Do you believe in life after love?

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.