It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it

Living your life the way you want to live it is the most important thing so if you have to pay small prices along the way, it's not important.

I'm learning English at the moment. I can say 'Big Ben', 'Hello Rodney', 'Tower Bridge' and 'Loo'.

I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's so over me, and I'm just so past my sell date.

I don't like Bush. I don't trust him. I don't like his record. He's stupid. He's lazy.

I wear my clothes, my clothes don't wear me.