It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it

My mother once said "If you don't pay attention to age, then it won't pay attention to you." And she says it, and it sounds nice, but I don't buy it.

Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.

I am a part of history whether people want to take it seriously or not.

I'm not a role model, nor have I ever tried to be a role model. The only thing about me as a role model is I've managed to stay here and be working and survive. For 40 years.

Someone once said "The only thing that will be left after a nuclear holocaust is Cher and cockroaches." I think that's funny, because, you know, I am a survivor. If I am anything, that's what I am.