It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it

You can't just sit around and watch life pass you by. You have to keep dreaming. Sonny taught me that, and I intend to do him proud.

People are negative no matter what you do.

I haven't a clue why I've lasted so long. There's no reason. There are many people more talented than me. I think it's luck.

I'm the female equivalent of a counterfeit $20 bill. Half of what you see is a pretty good reproduction, the rest is a fraud.

You know, honey, husbands come and go but I'm still Cher at the end of the day.

It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it