It's a dirty job being ridiculous, but I'll do it

I've had so many rebirths, I should come with my own midwife by now.

It was always 'Cher', I never thought of myself as anything but 'Cher'.

I don't like my voice that much. I think I'm a much better actress than singer. Singing is like going to a party at someone else's house. Acting is like having the party at your own house. When you go to someone else's house for a party, it's not your responsibility at all, but when you have the party at your own house, there's a lot of responsibility. Everyone has to have a good time. So for me, acting is deeper.

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?

I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'

You know, honey, husbands come and go but I'm still Cher at the end of the day.