I've been screaming at the top of my lungs at my family, 'Work out! Work out! Old age is coming!'

I am never offended when I see the drag-queens dressed up like me.

I've been up and down so many times that I feel as if I'm in a revolving door.

Unless you're willing to look a little foolish, forget the possibility of becoming great.

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

You make good coffee . . . You're a slob, but you make good coffee.

It's my body and if I want to do it like Michael Jackson, I will. My nose bothered me for a long time. Now it's smaller and I'm happy. If I wanna put my tits on my back, they're mine!