I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.

That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows.

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!