To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.
I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.
Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!
I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.
Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.
I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.