I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.
The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.
Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!
The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.
The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?
Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.