To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.

I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.

Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.

I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.