I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! Punish their conversion!

The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.

If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.