I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.

Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.

That was rude, you *are*! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weathervane to tell which way the wind blows.

To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.

Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!

The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.

Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline straight to the heart!