I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.
Chris HardwickI'm just gonna do a podcast because it's mine, I can control it, I have complete responsibility over it, and no one can touch it.
Chris HardwickWhen I was younger, my parents used to say, "Trust us on this. We have more experience than you." And I was like, "Shut up, you don't know anything!" But I was an idiot. They did know more stuff because they'd experienced more things.
Chris HardwickI do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.
Chris Hardwick