I don't know if the podcast as a medium will ever have the cultural impact that TV and movies do. It may never be super-mainstream.

In the '90s, you couldn't say the word 'nerd' to someone when pitching a show. They would have considered that too niche and wouldn't have listened.

If you're going into stand-up, you're hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

I honestly think hipsters eat with their assholes because they consume everything wrong.

We're gonna have fun, god***it!

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.