Fleetwood Mac is just one of my all-time favorite bands.

When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.

I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don't care if anybody else gets it.

The lifeblood of YouTube is sharing.

You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.

I hate to say it, but because of humanity's capitalistic nature, money is important.

I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom; like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.