Fleetwood Mac is just one of my all-time favorite bands.

When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.

There's a lot of laughing on a horror movie set. They're magical in that way.

I've been out of work so many times in my life that relying too much on just one job is terrifying.

When I was younger, my parents used to say, "Trust us on this. We have more experience than you." And I was like, "Shut up, you don't know anything!" But I was an idiot. They did know more stuff because they'd experienced more things.

Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life's metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic.

Twitter is really a hyper-distilled version of how the internet should work - short bursts of relatively useful information.