As a comedy nerd, I get a lot out of the podcast because I'm genuinely interested in the people I'm talking to.

When comedians get successful, the fans that they have aren't the fans they would hang out with. I don't have that problem.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

You don't need 30 million people to listen to your podcast. If 10,000 people listen to your podcast, which is not a hard number to achieve, then 10,000 people are listening, and you can build a community, and literally change the world just recording into a microphone.

Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.

I feel like so much of why I sort of want to work in television is so that people know to come see me live.

One of the many reasons why I love stand-up so much is when you're performing, you get instant feedback. You know if stuff is working right away.