No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.

Jokes that make me laugh out loud when I write them almost always bomb. I have no idea why.

If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.

Every time I finish a record, it's sort of feels like, "I can't believe that I'm hanging out and having a conversation, and people are gonna listen to this." It's an odd thing, but it's really cool.

You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.

I really don't have time "to Twitter," it's not something that should grab your day. That's a big misconception, actually, about the whole service. You don't go out of your way to tweet, you just post when you've got something. Hopefully, not while you're driving. It complements your life more than takes over your life.

Alcohol is like pouring smiles on your brain.