I hate to say it, but because of humanity's capitalistic nature, money is important.

If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.

I hate to say it, but because of humanity's capitalistic nature, money is important.

Do you think Patrick Swayze now goes up behind people in pottery classes and hugs them just to crack up other ghosts?

You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.

Growing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff.

If you have laser-like brain it's not always focused on the most productive things. If you want to play Halo: Reach all day, that's fine, but if you want to accomplish some other things, here are some ways to do that using your innate nerd gifts.