I think doing the podcast may have been one of the best career decisions I've ever made in my life.

It changed my whole outlook. I lost a decade to self-pity, and the next thing I knew I was turning 40.

Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, "Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up!" And I don't have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing.

Long ago you may have given up control of your brain and set it on autopilot either because it just felt like too much work. And it is work! But for me, this work was well worth it for the prospect of not waking up sad every day.

Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.

Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well.