It changed my whole outlook. I lost a decade to self-pity, and the next thing I knew I was turning 40.

Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.

When you look at your freelance career, it's really like a mall. And if you look at a mall, it's a self-contained system that has a flow and logic to it. You'll probably have one or two really bigger jobs, those are like your anchor stores.

While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning.

When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.

Rats are just Ziploc bags full of disease.