Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

Stand up straight. If you stand up straight, you will instantly feel better about yourself, and you will project a better image to the world, one that says you don't feel like you have to be hunched over and closed off.

For me personally, I have a fear of, 'If I stop, I'm going to die.' If I stop doing the things that are enriching to me or creatively exciting to me or if I stop creating, then I feel stagnant. If something isn't growing, it's dying.

The goal of almost every comic is to find a comedy voice - a specific point of view that an audience can latch onto.

My mom is a big sports fans. Basketball, football, baseball, whatever. She calls into sports radio shows and gets into shouting matches, that's how intense she is about it.

Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.

Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.