Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

Comic-Con is nerd Christmas. People go wanting to have fun.

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.

I dated around some, but I've always been a serial monogamist. I don't know how people date around a lot, and not want to stab themselves in the face with a sharp object.

I probably get one or two days off every five or six weeks.

There's something about shooting webs out of my wrists and climbing up things that just makes me happy.

Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.