Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.

Trying to make strangers laugh is crazy and more than a little narcissistic.

You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash; they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is.

As someone who's very nerd-minded, whenever I see a lot of cross-platform stuff when I get bonus material on either side, then it makes me want to dive deeper, sort of like tearing apart the different pieces of the pie.

I don't really read reviews and comments that much. There just isn't a lot to be gained from it.

There's no ironic appreciation of things we love, even of things that are in fact ridiculous, which a hipster might take and own and show the world the humor in it.