Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

I think for a lot of people, bowling is sort of a joke. But I love it, and it means a lot to me, so any chance to help promote it or celebrate it or not make the hackiest jokes - 'Bowlers are like plumbers and they wear the craziest shirts!' - I'm way into.

I feel like being nerd is not about the superficial quality; it's about how nerds approach life. It's much more emotional and mental than it is you're some fat guy living in your mom's basement, which I think is just a hacky stereotype.