Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well.

We're gonna have fun, god***it!

I think people have this stereotypical idea in their head of what a nerd is. People have said to me before, "You're not a nerd!" because I think they think of the classic Revenge Of The Nerds archetype.

My best friend, Wil Wheaton, identifies himself as a geek.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.