Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.

When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.

I would say that nerds, as a rule, are much more sexually active than the average person. There's a lot of anxiety and stress in the nerd brain, so sex is good for that.

Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

I think because we're ourselves, we tend to think we're unique. 'I have problems that are just specific to me.' Then you connect with one of your parents and you realize, 'Oh yeah, we had all that stuff, too.' You're not that original. I mean, in a good way, because it makes you feel like you're connected and a part of the world and not an island.

A big company is like trying to steer a luxury liner.