We're gonna have fun, god***it!

Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.

Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.

When you hang around a lot of comedians long enough, you realize there's a certain gene, in every comedian. It's why we get hyper-analytical about things.

Mainstream culture is like your mom: It's always a little late to catch on and gets easily confused by technology, but it means well.

We just make stuff that we think is funny and fun, and I think that's the most you can do. I think if you're chasing virality, it just feels desperate.

Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're driving, waiting in line.