We're gonna have fun, god***it!

The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.

Traditionally nerd-based culture is now a big sector of pop culture.

I am a freelancer. My services are available to anyone at any time.

The goal of almost every comic is to find a comedy voice - a specific point of view that an audience can latch onto.

A lot of people complain in the year 2003 that it's not the world of tomorrow as foreseen in the 1950s. 'Where are the flying cars?' people say. 'Where are the robots who bring us blue drinks and warn us of danger?' Alright. We don't have those things, specifically, folks, but you know what we do have? Laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery.

When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.